Polling Expert Eats Bug on CNN Following Unpredicted Election Results
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Polling Expert Eats Bug on CNN Following Unpredicted Election Results

“This is a can of gourmet-style crickets — gourmet from the point of a view of a pet, I should say,” he commented as he held up a tin. “I’m told that, um, it’s a great source of protein and so on. Now I should say that before I do this, let’s chat for a second. I think that the ‘eating bug’ thing is itself sensationalist and it keeps us off of important policy issues.”

He wavered for a little longer but eventually had to bite in. He mixed his gourmet crickets with honey because that’s what John the Baptist did in the wilderness and he considers himself to currently be in the wilderness, too.


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